Amazon Just Dethroned Walmart πŸ‘‘πŸ›’

Plus: A $40K gym membership with a 1,000-person waitlist. (No, we're not joking.)

Biz Analyst Club Newsletter
by The Business Model Analyst

Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
Amazon just stole Walmart's crown after decades of retail dominance, Nvidia and OpenAI quietly walked back their $100 billion deal like nothing happened, and Equinox is charging $40K a year for a gym membership β€” with a waitlist. Meanwhile, eBay is buying Depop to finally become relevant to people under 40. Bold move, eBay. Bold move. The business world is moving fast β€” buckle up. πŸš€

Hot Takes πŸš€

1. Amazon Beats Walmart in Revenue β€” For the First Time Ever πŸ›’πŸ‘‘
After decades of Walmart sitting atop the retail throne, Amazon has finally pulled ahead with $716.9 billion in annual revenue vs. Walmart's $713.2 billion. And it didn't get there by selling paper towels in bulk. Cloud computing, ads, and third-party sellers are doing the heavy lifting. The kicker? Walmart is now trading on the Nasdaq and crossed a $1 trillion market cap. These two aren't just retailers anymore β€” they're tech companies in disguise.
πŸ‘‰ Find out how this retail rivalry just leveled up

2. Nvidia & OpenAI Quietly Walk Back Their $100 Billion Deal πŸ’ΈπŸ˜¬
Remember that big, splashy $100 billion partnership Nvidia and OpenAI announced last September? Yeah, about that. They're now finalizing a much smaller $30 billion equity deal instead β€” and OpenAI is still raising a round that could value it at $730 billion. Apparently, a little AI market turbulence (and a 17% drop in tech stocks) has a way of making billion-dollar handshake deals feel less exciting.
πŸ‘‰ See what the scaled-back deal means for the AI boom

3. Equinox Has a 1,000-Person Waitlist for Its $40K-a-Year Gym πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’°
You read that right. Forty. Thousand. Dollars. Per year. Equinox's ultra-premium "Optimize" membership includes personal training, nutrition coaching, sleep optimization, massage therapy, and a "health concierge" β€” whatever that means. And people are lining up for it. The global wellness market is headed toward $10 trillion by 2030, and apparently, rich people will pay basically anything to live longer. The rest of us are out here doing YouTube workouts in our living rooms.
πŸ‘‰ Discover why health is the new luxury (and status symbol)

4. eBay Buys Depop for $1.2B β€” Because Gen Z Isn't Coming to You, You Go to Gen Z πŸ‘—πŸ“±
Etsy bought Depop in 2021 for $1.63 billion and is now offloading it to eBay for $1.2 billion. Etsy's loss is eBay's calculated bet: Depop has 7 million active buyers, most under 34, and its U.S. sales hit $1 billion last year β€” up 60%. eBay hopes cross-listing products and adding its logistics muscle will supercharge the platform. Whether Gen Z will embrace the auction site that their parents used to sell old DVDs… that's the real question.
πŸ‘‰ See if eBay's Gen Z gamble will pay off

5. AI Detection Is Now a Billion-Dollar Industry β€” Thanks to AI πŸ€–πŸ”
We have officially entered the ouroboros phase of the AI economy. AI generates content β†’ humans can't tell what's real β†’ businesses pay for AI detection tools to catch AI-generated content. Schools, law firms, media companies, and hiring managers are all paying for "is this human?" software. The same technology that promised to save us time is now forcing us to spend money verifying we're still human. Very normal timeline we're living in.
πŸ‘‰ Find out who's cashing in on the authenticity economy

Quick Hits πŸ“°

  • Perplexity Ditches Ads, Bets on Subscriptions: The AI search startup is abandoning advertising to focus on paying users and enterprise deals. Turns out, chasing Google didn't go as planned.

    πŸ‘‰ See Perplexity's new game plan

  • DoorDash Crushes Q4: 903 million orders in a single quarter, revenue up 38%, and it's now profitable. DoorDash is no longer just a pandemic habit β€” it's a full-blown platform business.

    πŸ‘‰ Check out the delivery giant's latest numbers

  • FedEx Stock Hits All-Time High While Tech Slumps: While software stocks bleed, FedEx is up 21% in 30 days. A major freight spin-off is coming June 1 and investors are loving it.

    πŸ‘‰ Find out why boring logistics is beating sexy tech

  • Cable TV Is Using Streaming to Save Itself: Charter Communications gained video subscribers for the first time since 2020 β€” by bundling Netflix, Disney+, and Hulu into its cable packages. Poetic.

    πŸ‘‰ See how cable turned its biggest threat into a lifeline

  • NestlΓ© Is Selling Its Ice Cream Business: The KitKat and NescafΓ© giant is restructuring around coffee, petcare, nutrition, and food β€” and scooping out HΓ€agen-Dazs in the process.

    πŸ‘‰ Find out what NestlΓ©'s big shake-up means for your favorite brands

  • Forbes Fintech 50 2026 β€” 20 New Faces: AI-powered platforms, crypto wallets, neobanks for immigrants, and a $7.7B decentralized exchange with only a dozen employees made the list. The future of finance is weird and wonderful. πŸ‘‰ Meet the hottest fintech startups of 2026

  • AI Agents Are Coming for Your Shopping Cart: Brands are being warned: if your product data isn't structured for AI to read it, chatbots will guess β€” and guess wrong. That's bad for everyone.

    πŸ‘‰ See how brands need to adapt before AI does the shopping for them

  • SaaS Founders Are Going All-In on AI β€” But Carefully: A new survey shows founders are focused on automating internal workflows and onboarding, not flashy AI features. Practical beats experimental.

    πŸ‘‰ Find out what SaaS teams are actually building with AI in 2026

  • Palo Alto Cuts 500 CyberArk Jobs Post-Acquisition: One day after closing its $25B deal, Palo Alto Networks sent termination emails to about 10% of CyberArk's workforce. Corporate efficiency, they call it.

    πŸ‘‰ See what the mega-merger means for the cybersecurity industry

  • Ecommerce Platforms Are Racing to Build AI Shopping Agents: Shopify, Salesforce, and VTEX are all launching AI-powered agents to guide shoppers from discovery to checkout. The future of online shopping looks a lot like a conversation.

    πŸ‘‰ See which platform is leading the AI commerce race

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