Slop Is the Word of the Year... Seriously 🤯

Biz Analyst Club Newsletter

by The Business Model Analyst

Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
It’s official: the word of the year is “slop.” (No, not your Monday lunch.) Meanwhile, humanoid robots are spying from your living room, Google Maps is thinking like a foodie, and Elon’s empty robotaxis are roaming Texas like ghost Ubers.
Also in this issue: the Weeknd just closed a $1B catalog deal, TikTok went full Supergirl, and a startup is literally turning pee into fertilizer. (We're not even trying to be funny this time. It’s real.) Let’s dig in. The world’s getting weirder, and honestly, we’re here for it. 🌀

Hot Takes 🚀

1. The Word of the Year Is… ‘Slop’ 🧠🍲
Merriam-Webster just crowned “slop” as 2025’s word of the year. What started as old-timey slang for mud now describes AI-generated junk—think weird videos, fake ads, and deepfake turtles with grenades (yes, that happened).
👉 See why ‘slop’ is the perfect word for our messy AI future

2. Tesla’s Robotaxis Are Now 100% Empty 🚘🤖
Tesla just started testing driverless robotaxis in Austin—no humans, no safety drivers, just vibes and video footage. Elon says this is the future. Regulators say: interesting. Either way, robot cars are officially out here ghost-riding the whip.
👉 Hop in (mentally) and see how far Tesla’s going

3. The Weeknd Just Made the Most Artist-Friendly $1B Deal Ever 💿💰
No catalog sellout here—The Weeknd just closed a partnership with Lyric Capital that keeps him in control of his publishing and masters through 2025. A billion-dollar deal with equity, creative control, and zero retirement plans.
👉 Read how Abel flipped the script on music deals  

4. This Gift Card Startup Raised $6M to Make Amazon Look Boring 🎯📲
Meet On Me—a gift card platform that lets you send friends gift credits based on interests, not stores. Think “tennis gear” or “horseback lessons,” not just “Target again.” Also: no plastic waste. Also: built by ex-Googlers.
👉 See how On Me is reinventing gifting

5. Robots Are Coming to Your Living Room (And Watching You) 🏠🤖
2026 is the year humanoid robots go mainstream. But first? They need to earn your trust—and figure out how not to break grandma’s vase. Some models require remote human “drivers” to learn tasks. So yes, a stranger may operate your robot in your house.
👉 Meet the robots (and the awkward future) coming home

Strategy Deep Dive

Quick Hits 📰

• Google Maps in Gemini Gets a Visual Glow-Up: No more boring lists—get maps, photos, and ratings first. Gemini’s turning into your personal tour guide.
  👉 Explore the new Gemini search experience

• AI Is Now in 45% of Workplaces: New Gallup data shows rising AI use—but most workers still don’t know their company’s strategy. So basically: lots of bots, not a lot of memos.
  👉 See where AI is actually being used

• TikTok Made Everyone Watch Supergirl: Literally. The trailer auto-played for users in 13 countries—an ad takeover so big even Gen Z noticed.
  👉 Peek the boldest movie marketing move of the year

• Fro-Yo Is Back, But Chic Now: Frozen yogurt shops are rebranding for grown-ups with $10 cups and vegan kefir. Goodbye candy walls, hello Panera vibes.
  👉 Inside the glow-up of your favorite 2010s dessert

• Meta’s Year of AI Intensity: Zuck cut staff, reorg’d teams, hyped “masculine energy,” and built Meta’s AI empire—all while investors side-eyed the strategy.
  👉 Get the inside scoop on Meta’s chaotic year

• China’s AI Toys Are Hugging Your Kids & Giving Market Advice: Plushies now come with voice assistants, emotional memories, and… hot takes on speculative bubbles.
  👉 Meet the talking toys that also do financial forecasting

• Nex Built the Hottest Toy of the Year by Accident: From AI basketball app to motion-tracking pastel console, this startup pivoted its way to holiday gold.
  👉 Read the wild story behind Nex Playground

• Warehouse Clubs Bet Big on Store Brands: Costco and BJ’s are going all-in on private labels like Kirkland as inflation-weary shoppers trade down.
  👉 See how budget brands are stealing grocery share

• Affiliate Marketing Will Drive $216B in 2025: Influencer-powered brands like J.Crew are winning big with shoppable links and creator campaigns.
  👉 Explore how affiliate links are driving real retail trends

• Swiss Startup Turns Pee Into Fertilizer (Yep): VunaNexus is transforming urine into certified plant food. It’s sustainable, efficient, and honestly… kind of genius?
  👉 See the (surprisingly clean) tech behind pee-powered farming

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