The Biz Model Club Newsletter

Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
Today’s edition is packed with all the spice, smarts, and surprises you didn’t know you needed: Amazon and Temu are duking it out in a pricing smackdown, OpenAI is teasing us with AGI-level smarts, and United Airlines is finally fixing in-flight Wi-Fi (hallelujah!). Plus, Telegram rolling in cash like a tech Scrooge McDuck and a new AI model that might just make the competition cry. Ready for the buzz? Let’s dive in! 🚀

Hot Takes 🚀

1. Amazon vs. Temu: It’s Getting Spicy 🌶️

Amazon just told Chinese sellers, “You can’t sit with us!” Temu, the relentless disruptor, keeps slashing prices like it’s a hobby, and Amazon is not here for it. It’s like e-commerce Fight Club—except everyone’s talking about it.
👉 Dive into the drama

2. OpenAI’s o3: The AI Brainiac 🧠

OpenAI just dropped its latest reasoning model, o3, and it’s flirting with AGI-level smarts. Founders, take note: This tech could either supercharge your startup or eat your lunch. Either way, the robots are coming—ready or not.
👉 Meet the future

3. DeepSeek-V3: Big Brains, Bigger Moves 🦾

China’s DeepSeek just dropped a 671-billion-parameter AI model, proving size does matter—at least in AI. It’s efficient, open-source, and making other models look like amateurs. Watch your back, OpenAI.
👉 See what’s cooking

4. United Airlines + Starlink: Wi-Fi That Actually Works ✈️

No more buffering mid-flight! United is rolling out Starlink Wi-Fi this spring, so you can stream cat videos at 35,000 feet. Elon Musk may have just saved us all from in-flight boredom.
👉 Check your boarding pass

5. Telegram Hits $1 Billion: Cha-Ching! 💸

Telegram is officially in the billionaire’s club with $1B in revenue and 12M premium users. Founder Pavel Durov says they’ve got cash reserves and big dreams—like the prom king with a business degree.
👉 Slide into the details

Quick Hits 📰

• AI vs. Your Appliances: Data centers are turning your fridge into a ticking time bomb. Bad power harmonics, meet hot microwaves.
  👉 Plug into this

• Sugar Is Getting Smarter: Harvard scientists turn sugar into fiber. Your dentist is weeping.
  👉 Sweet upgrade

• Nuclear Deal Glow-Up: The US government locks in an $840M energy deal. Clean, green, and nuclear.
  👉 Feel the glow

• 2025 Predictions Are Here: Big AI players like Meta and Nvidia dominate as AI gets woven into everything.
  👉 See what’s next

• AI Everywhere: Deloitte says AI will be like electricity soon—everywhere, invisible, and a little shocking.
  👉 Get plugged in

• Disney + Fubo: Two streamers walk into a bar… and merge into a YouTube TV rival.
  👉 Stream this

• Intel Falls Behind: AMD just dunked on Intel in data-center revenue. Ouch.
  👉 See the receipts

• 2025: Year of ROI AI: AI agents are finally paying off. It’s about time.
  👉 Orchestrate this

• NVIDIA’s Robo Dreams: NVIDIA is making humanoid robots a thing. Skynet, is that you?
  👉 Meet your future overlords

That's a wrap! Stay tuned for more insights and updates as we track these changes together in the weeks ahead!

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