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Nutella Buys Cereal—Breakfast Is Saved 🥣🍫
Plus: Nvidia's $4T comeback, Uber's robotaxi army, anti-aging mushrooms, and OpenAI’s new in-chat shopping spree

Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
AI agents are doing your tasks, OpenAI is now your shopping mall, Uber's going full RoboCop, and Nutella's gunning for your cereal bowl. Meanwhile, mushrooms might be the new anti-aging serum and diamonds are facing an existential crisis. You didn’t ask for this level of biz drama, but here it is. Let’s dig in.
Hot Takes 🚀
1. Nutella’s Parent Just Bought Kellogg's Cereal Brand for $3.1B 🥣🍫
Ferrero, known for hazelnutty heaven, is grabbing a big bowl of breakfast with the $3.1B acquisition of WK Kellogg. Raisin Bran, Apple Jacks, and Corn Flakes now sit next to Ferrero Rocher. Sweet dreams are made of this.
👉 See why Ferrero is going full breakfast mode
2. Nvidia Can Sell AI Chips to China Again After CEO Meets Trump 🤝💻
A meeting between Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and Trump just led to the U.S. greenlighting AI chip sales to China again—specifically the downgraded H20 chip. Nvidia stock popped, Huang said he's "very happy," and somewhere, a trade truce handshake emoji is being minted.
👉 See how Nvidia turned a no into a $4T flex
3. OpenAI Wants a Cut of Your Shopping Cart 🛒🤖
OpenAI is working on a new feature that lets users buy directly inside ChatGPT—and yes, they’ll take a slice of that pie. It’s Shopify meets Siri meets subtle capitalism. This could turn your "recommend me a desk lamp" query into a full-blown checkout session.
👉 Get the scoop on ChatGPT’s new sales strategy
4. Uber’s $300M Robotaxi Bet Is Rolling Out 🚕🤖
Uber is investing $300M in Lucid and deploying 20,000 robotaxis in the next six years, powered by Nuro’s self-driving tech. The future? Less backseat small talk, more silent rides.
👉 Check out Uber’s robotaxi master plan
5. Forget Botox. Try Mushrooms? 🍄🧬
Scientists dosed mice with psilocybin and discovered... anti-aging magic. The trippy rodents lived 30% longer and looked younger too. Telomeres were preserved, oxidative stress reduced, and somewhere Gwyneth Paltrow just perked up.
👉 See the magic mushroom that might replace your serum
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Quick Hits 📰
OpenAI Launches AI Agent That Does Your Work for You: It runs code, creates decks, checks your calendar, and probably judges your productivity.
👉 Meet your new digital assistantMBA to CEO via Air Ducts: This guy ditched the startup dream and bought a duct cleaning biz instead. Plot twist: he’s thriving.
👉 Inside the rise of “boring business” billionairesTether Buys a South American Agri Biz: The crypto giant wants to turn commodities into stablecoin-powered trade deals.
👉 Why Tether is betting big on farmlandPrivate Theaters Are the New Netflix-Night: Alamo Drafthouse’s founder launches Metro Private Cinema with gourmet meals and luxe screening rooms.
👉 Get a peek inside the fanciest movie night everSubstack Raises $100M – and Finally Embraces Ads: The anti-social-media newsletter darling is now also a social media platform (with ads).
👉 See Substack’s not-so-subtle pivotAI Helps Students… But Hurts Their Network: Chatbots may ace your homework, but they won’t write you a recommendation letter.
👉 Read why AI might hurt long-term careersDe Beers Freaking Out Over Lab-Grown Diamonds: Synthetic stones are cheaper, everywhere, and eating into their sales.
👉 Why diamonds may no longer be foreverAuriga Space Raised $6M to Launch Rockets Magnetically: They’re ditching boosters and using maglev-style tracks to launch small payloads.
👉 This might be the Hyperloop of spaceSilicon Valley Gets a Tolkien-Inspired Bank: Erebor, backed by tech billionaires, wants to be the crypto-SVB.
👉 Why all your VCs are suddenly Tolkien nerdsScholastic Bets on YouTube to Save Its Brand: The iconic book biz is buying an animation studio to revive its kids’ content.
👉 Can Scholastic win the kids back from Cocomelon?
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Cereal got acquired. AI is filling your cart and your calendar. Robotaxis are multiplying. Mice on mushrooms are outliving us. And Nvidia just reminded everyone why it's worth $4 trillion. Take a deep breath, hug your human brain, and don’t be shocked if your next CEO is a chatbot that also sells diamonds. The business world’s getting weirder — let’s ride the wave.
Be undeniably good. No marketing effort or social media buzzword can be a substitute for that.
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