Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
Zuckerberg’s been in court for 13 hours defending Meta’s most expensive decisions — and apparently, calling WhatsApp’s founders “unambitious” was part of the strategy. Meanwhile, OpenAI might build a social network just to flex on Zuck and Musk, Google’s AI is now watching your screen like it’s an episode of Black Mirror, and Netflix wants to become your next podcast host. Somewhere in the middle of all this, humanoid robots ran a marathon — and most of them didn’t survive. Let’s dive into the weird and wonderful world of business this week. 🚀

1. Zuckerberg Defends $19B WhatsApp Deal — “I’d Do It Again” 📱
At the FTC trial, Zuck spent 13 hours testifying that Instagram and WhatsApp weren’t bought to kill competition — but to improve them. He even called WhatsApp’s founders “unambitious” and said he pushed them to add features like Stories. Translation? He didn’t just acquire apps… he gave them a personality transplant.
👉 Inside Zuck’s courtroom defense of Meta’s biggest buys

2. OpenAI Might Launch a Social Media Platform. No, Seriously.
Because what the world definitely needs is another place to overshare. Insiders say OpenAI is toying with launching a social network—likely infused with generative AI tricks. Altman vs. Musk vs. Zuck? Let’s get ready to ruuuuumble.
👉 OpenAI's weird new plan: become the next TikTok?

3. Google’s Gemini Can Now See Your Screen – For Free 👀📲
Google was going to charge $20/month to let Gemini look at your phone and respond in real-time. But after internet buzz, they’re giving it away. Helpful or horrifying? Depends on whether you’ve been doomscrolling or shopping for Crocs.
👉 Gemini’s real-time screen-reading feature just went free

4. Netflix Might Stream Podcasts Next. Podflix? Netcast? 🎧
Netflix’s co-CEO hinted that video podcasts could be coming to the platform. Creators and podcasters, this might be your chance to land next to Bridgerton. Or get canceled in 3 episodes.
👉 Why Netflix is eyeing podcasts like a hawk

5. xAI’s Grok Gets “Memory” Feature – Finally Catches Up to ChatGPT 🧠
Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok now remembers past convos, making it feel a little more human… and maybe a bit more clingy. The memory can be deleted, which is nice — unless Grok also remembers your terrible startup idea.
👉 Grok gets a memory. What could possibly go wrong?

That’s a Wrap! Feeling smarter? Intrigued? Slightly creeped out by your AI assistant remembering your favorite burrito order? Same. Stay curious, stay caffeinated — and don’t forget to say “please” to your chatbots (it costs millions, apparently). 💸🤖

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