This Startup Prints Dog Skin 🐶🖨️

Biz Analyst Club Newsletter

by The Business Model Analyst

Hello, Biz Enthusiasts!
Nvidia just became the world’s first $4T company, someone is 3D-printing dog skin (not as creepy as it sounds), and OpenAI wants to take down Google Chrome — with a browser that talks back. Meanwhile, youth sports are the new private equity playground, Huawei promises a 1,800-mile EV battery (sure, Jan), and Jack Dorsey is back with a Bluetooth app called… Bitchat. The future is weird, wireless, and possibly woofy. Let’s go.

Hot Takes 🚀

1. This Startup Prints Dog Skin First, Then Maybe Your Kidney 🐶🧫
Lithuanian startup Vital3D is using lasers to 3D-print dog wound patches before moving on to human organs. Yep, man's best friend is now the MVP of medtech R&D.
👉 See why printing Fido’s boo-boos could revolutionize transplants

2. Huawei’s EV Battery Promises 1,800 Miles. We’re Skeptical. ⚡🙄
Huawei claims its new solid-state EV battery will go nearly 2,000 miles and charge in 5 minutes. Sounds great! Too great, according to actual scientists.
👉 Break down the battery breakthrough (and the BS)

3. Youth Sports: The New $40B Gold Mine for Wall Street ⚾💸
PE giants are gobbling up baseball camps, flag football leagues, and private academies. If you thought youth sports were expensive before, just wait.
👉 See how Wall Street is monetizing your kid’s baseball dreams

4. ChatGPT’s Mysterious New “Study Together” Mode 🤖📚
A new feature is being tested that turns ChatGPT into your AI study buddy — asking questions instead of answering them. Group chat homework sessions incoming?
👉 Peek inside OpenAI’s latest educational experiment

5. AI Coding Tools Might Be Slowing Devs Down 🐌💻
A new study found that AI tools decreased productivity for experienced devs working on familiar code. Yep — they thought they were faster, but they were wrong.
👉 See why the hype might be outrunning the results

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Quick Hits 📰

• Nvidia Hits $4 Trillion Valuation: AI chips = $$$. Nvidia’s now worth more than Apple was last year.
  👉 Peek behind the $4T milestone

• OpenAI Is Building a Chrome Killer: An AI-powered browser is on the way — and it might just eat Google’s lunch.
  👉 Why OpenAI’s browser could change everything

• Linda Yaccarino Steps Down from X: After a wild ride with Musk, the ad exec turned CEO is officially out.
  👉 Inside her exit from Elon’s “everything app”

• Apple Watch AI Can Predict Health Issues: A new model detects pregnancy, respiratory issues, and more — just from how you move.
  👉 See how Apple’s AI knows more about you than your doctor

• Google Gmail Adds Subscription Manager: You can now unsubscribe from emails en masse, straight from Gmail.
  👉 See the update that’ll clean your inbox in seconds

• Ferrero Buys WK Kellogg for $3.1B: The maker of Nutella just scooped up Froot Loops. Yes, really.
  👉 Why Ferrero wants your cereal shelf

• Shrinkflation Hits Plus-Size Fashion: Ozempic’s rise = fewer clothing options for most women.
  👉 How fashion is using weight loss drugs as an excuse

• Jack Dorsey Launches Encrypted Bluetooth Messenger: It’s called Bitchat. And it doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
  👉 Yes, that’s the real name — and yes, it’s already full

• Grok 4 Is Just Quoting Elon Musk Now: xAI’s chatbot is citing Elon tweets in serious policy answers. No, really.
  👉 How Grok became a Musk megaphone

• AI Coding Tools: Still Overhyped?: Another study says devs are slower with AI, not faster.
  👉 See what the data really says about “AI productivity”

A Strategic Deep Dive: The Oura Ring Case Study

Dog skin is getting 3D-printed, ChatGPT wants to study with you, and your kid’s baseball team might be funded by private equity. Meanwhile, Huawei claims its EV battery can cross continents without blinking, and AI dev tools might be… slowing devs down? The lines between hype and reality are getting blurrier than Jack Dorsey’s Bluetooth app. Hang tight — the business world’s getting stranger, smarter, and somehow more adorable.

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